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If you have trouble understanding us, its probably because we speak the universal code of ridiculous words and phrases. Here are a few of them

Kerbuckle: Originally invented to mean falling over, we now use this word to mean anything that goes wrong. For example: "The Bunny Mansion is kerbuckling!" Use it in a sentence today!

Cunt: A term first made popular by the Villain when he announced: "Fuck Malachi. Malachi is a cunt." The word is now used to describe any one or anything that we even slightly dislike.

Custard: Mainly the bunnies use this word as an alternative to the cunt, which has become all too regular in their vocabulary.

The Raz: Oh how we love the Raz.  Lets just say, when you hear someone mention the word raz, you know youre in for a good night. Basically going out drinking, dancing and being stupid.

Yerpz: Yes, we know its meant to be chirps; but try telling Darragh that. This basically means chatting up members of the opposite (and sometimes same) sex and is our new favourite game.

Random: A word used by all to describe anyone not in the group. Sorry randoms! Complete randoms are people that are on your course but you never knew they existed. Eg, Forhanna.

Rumour Mill: The Rumour Mill is an intricate system of gossip and rumours that are regularly circulated throughout the Idiots and beyond. Also used to describe a juicy piece of gossip. For example: Angela used to be a man? Rumour mill!

R.M.U: Rumour Mill Update, what else? If you are one of the chosen few you will regularly receive these via text.

Simmer Down: Its losing its popularity but still a classic. It means to just calm down and is extremely versatile eg. You need to simmer down that ringtone.

Renegade: Someone who sets out to wreck our fun. A good example of a renegade is all of the bouncers at Area 51. Goes hand in hand with Vigilante.

No Show: A person who says theyll be there but doesnt show up to one of the lovely Union events that we grace our presence with.

Hello Moto: The international language for hello. Simon tried to make it popular but everyone only laughs when the Villain says it.

Ou Est La Razzle: From the queen of smut and her bilingual skills, Clare brings us many sayings, though no one is really sure what it all means. Classics also include: Mange tout, mange tout and Bona de douche.

8 and half inches of loveliness: Another one of Clares. I think you can guess the rest.

All fun and games; until someone is dead: Never has a truer word been spoken Eduardo.

Care Lots: mostly used by Darragh whilst on the raz and a generally philosophy on life.

Bothered: Another Darragh classic. Can be said at any time and is a great way to annoy people during arguments.

Rhetorical: Used mostly in reply to ou est la razzle.

Now for some real phrases

Its gotta be done for history: a term originally attributed to Eduardo, this phrase has become one of the most popular Chazisms, Thanks Chaz, Amsterdam wouldnt have been the same without you.

Youve got to know your onions: probably the most famous Chazism. Why onions? We may never know.

Shut it you muppet: thanks again Chaz.

Luvva Duck: A phrase used only by Darragh. (unless we are mocking Darragh) It is one of many brought to us by the catch phrase king.

Your having a bubble bath/Steffi Graff: A phrase more commonly used in cockney rhyming slang, we just cant get enough of this one.

You aint seen me, right: Maybe it will always remain a mystery

Kilburn is a Game. I won: Oh Barry, wonders will never cease.

Ha Ha!