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Stealing a Picnic Table
Our
all time crowning moment. After a hard nights raz at some random Wednesday night event at Area, we were doing the usual of
pushing trollies around outside halls and carrying around traffic cones (as you do). Suddenly, Luan had the idea of stealing
one of the massive picnic tables from outside the James Joyce pub on Kenton Road. (She was imagining summer and BBQ opportunities). The
Idiots began to carry it down the road (apart from Alexis who some how in her drunken state saw sense and went off to find
a Pick and Save trolley and a traffic cone instead) and finally dragged it back to the Bunny Mansion.
However,
we noticed that we were being followed by some renegade 24 Hour Locksmiths van. In a panic, we ran in to the house, turned
off the lights and pretended we werent in. Morning dawned. The van had been sat outside our house for most of the night but
had disappeared by morning. We were quite scared by this point, but the boys decided to walk up to Uni. The van appeared from
no where and followed them all the way to Uni. For some reason, we thought that the van driver was some random whos bin we
had pushed over the night before.
All the idiots went to Uni, apart from Alexis who was nursing the mother of all hangovers.
Big mistake. That lunchtime there was angry banging on the door of the Mansion. Scared, Alexis locked her bedroom door and
Louise came to pick her up and bring her to Uni. That evening, a woman showed up at our door.
She was from the James Joyce and said she knew we had their bench. We couldnt really deny
it (it was massive) and she said if it wasnt returned by the next day, shed call the police. It turns out the van was a secret
surveillance team who saw us pushing trollies into cars on Rushout Ave (which isnt true) and followed us, and wed been caught
on CCTV with the bench all along Kenton Road. We sent the boys back with the table that night at 2am. The van followed us
a few times for about a fortnight afterwards, and we have never done anything so stupid since.
Stealing the Alton Towers Monorail Sign
One day during summer, we decided to go to Alton Towers. After
a day of running wild, Darragh decided to steal a massive wooden Monorail sign on the way home. It was so big, he had to literally
drag it off the poles that held it up and blatantly walked across the car park holding it. We managed to get away with it
without any trouble at all, and now takes pride of place on the Bunny Mansion fire place. But we havent been back to Alton
Towers since.
Breaking the Undercroft Fence
One
very drunken night, for some strange reason, Darragh and Mark decided to launch themselves at the fence that surrounds the
Undercroft bar. After a few tries, the fence completely broke. They both ran off leaving everyone else to face the wrath of
Headmistress Kym. She told us that theyd been caught on CCTV and were basically fucked. Mark was convinced he was going to
be expelled but Kym showed her soft side and let them get away with it because they bought her a bunch of flowers the next
day.
Louises Many Injuries
Falling
Into A Bush
The same night that the boys broke
the fence, Louise managed to acquire a massive cut on her back. She was quite drunk after a night of Suzdazs and fell into
one particularly sharp bush outside the bar. Not only did she cut herself (just missing her tattoo!), but she also managed
to cut open her top and jeans. She is left with a lovely big scar and had to buy a new outfit from the centre of fashion that
is Pineapple Boutique, Wealdstone.
Golf Club To The Head
For some reason, we went to a golf
driving range in Barnet. We didnt even hit one ball before Amelia managed to accidentally smack Louise in the head with a
golf club. We all laughed at first but it became quite serious when Louise nearly passed out. It took a good few days of rest
for Louise to recover after a visit to some dodgy Health Centre style Hospital in Edgware. Despite a good amount of bleeding
from the head, Louise has recovered from her hairline fracture.
Headbutting a Speaker
That is, she was until she hit her
head on a speaker at Area. Simcard pushed Ed who fell into Louise who was for some reason on the floor on the stage at Area
and then headbutted the speaker, right on her old head injury. We then spent about 5 hours at Northwick Park A & E, where
Louise drunkenly ate soup and Jaffa Cakes until 5am when we decided to leave because the staff refused to see her because
she was too drunk.
Alexis Headbutts a Brick Wall
On the first day of the second year, Alexis decided to
go and meet and greet the new freshers at the bar. Amongst all the welcoming to the Uni, she managed to get very, very drunk.
On the way home, we were walking down Hillbury Avenue when Alexis dropped her bag of Calli Chicken on the floor. As she picked
it up, she drunkenly stumbled into the brick wall that was next to her. Her glasses were stratched beyond repair and she also
had to sport a massive cut on her nose and stratch on her forehead from the impact for about a fortnight afterwards.
Driving to Southend in January
After spending most of January in the bar, we decided it was a time for a change. The only problem was that it was
8 o' clock on a Monday night and we were all skint. Louise finally came up with the idea of driving to Southend (via Leyton
to drop Fizzy off) so Louise, Alexis, Darragh, Luan, Fizzy and Ed decided to go. For those among us that are not mathematicians,
yes there was too many of us in the car. When we got there, the howling wind, icy car park and snow covered beach reminded
us that it was January and nothing was open. So we got fish and chips and played in the arcades for half an hour before returning
back to beautiful Harrow.
Swimming
in Trafalgar Square Fountain
After the first 24 hours of Darragh's 48 hour birthday raz, we left the hippodrome and went for a Chinese. All the
clever people left the Hippodrome at 3 am and caught the free shuttle bus back to Harrow. We, on the other hand, found ourselves
walking through Trafalgar Square at 5:30 am. We decided it would be a good idea to get in the fountain and push each other
over. The main culprits were Darragh, Mark, Louise, Amelia and Eduardo. After the police came to scare us off we had to suffer
an hour-long night bus journey home and the 20-minute walk in the freezing cold October air back to the Bunny Mansion. Ouch!
The Whole
Hippodrome Fiasco
Well, it was £1 a shot and £1.50 a drink, AND Keith Chegwin was there. Firstly Darragh and Eduardo entered a sexy dancing
competition and ended up over run with emotion and humped each other on stage in front of 2,000 people. If we hadn't made
our presence known enough, Louise felt the need to enter an orgasm faking competition on stage in front of
all those people. Unfortunately
Louise was robbed of a prize, as were Darragh and Ed, but we will never be welcome there again, nor will we forget that place
for a while to come.
The Height Chart
It has been a long tradition now that the Bunnies do everything in their power to ensure
their landlord does not return their deposit; the CD wall has helped this, as well as the fact that Louise painted her room
orange, Luan painted hers pink and Alexis painted hers purple.(I suppose they could be magnolia in the right light!) The bunnies
stupidly decided to draw a permanent marker height chart on the wall to see how tall all the idiots are. Needless to say,
the boys have become obsessed and are desperate to look taller. So just in case you were wondering: Rowing Boat comes in tallest,
closely followed by Rowan, and much to his disbelief and disappointment, Rakeem comes in a measly third.
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