Louise and Rakeems page is the best.

Simon deserted Grace and she is heartbroken.

Luan and Fizzy are crap at everything.

Alexis is having secret rendezvous with Stephane.

Darragh and Charlie are making love on the golf course. Darragh got a hole in one.

There are loads of Swedish randoms looking glamorous.

Rekha is home wrecking.

Mark keeps walking past the window dropping his leopard skin folder on the floor waiting for good looking men to pick it up for him; only Simon obliged.

Dio is doing some mad thing to the computer.

Louise and Rakeems page is Muppets Monthly; Simon Edward Robinson is on the cover.

Legend is a legend.

Luan is not.

Ann Ho is SCARY.

Random day, October 2002 - Lecture Theatre 2

Swedish girls are looking quite unglamourous.

Fizzy is looking like a Brazillian.

Tina and Silent Tom are a match made in (silent) heaven.

Rekha is looking scary and offering medication.

Ana was here before us. Shocking.

Abot a 30% turnout in lecture; quite impressive.

Grace Jones is for once sober.

Rohan is getting harsh.

Cheese is away have secret rendezvous with Clare.

Andy No Show has ran off.

Richard says verbs are as weak as lettuce.

Legends eyeliner is blatantly tattoed on.

But she is still a legend.

11^th October 2002

The course is rubbish.

Fizzy will not shut up.

The Legend is paying attention to Richard.

Fizzy keeps manhandling Rakeem.

Rekha Bacardia is wearing blusher, it looks pretty.

Grace Jones drove us to Pizza Hut. We smell like garlic.

Fizzy is offering to commit suicide.

Simon has grey hair.

Dio has Clockwork Orange-style eyelashes like Alexis.

Andy No Show showed up! How contreversal.

Simon is being an idiot as usual. Big fool.

Simon is picking his nose.

Andy has gone on a publicity call to promote Dreamphone.

Simon threw a Sour Skittle at Grace and now she is angry but not scary.

Richard is wearing a comedy shirt.

17^th October 2002

Fizzy looks like she just stepped out of a salon; Salon Selectives style.

Cheese is looking ill.

Alexis and Legend have matching pashminas.

Luan is spreading BIG rumour mills.

Alexis does not fancy Welfare.

Fizzy has disappeared (thankfully).

We are going to Amsterdam!

But Ana Matos is not.

Bitch Girl was quite nice to us.

Andy wants us to run over him.

Simon is not being a fool.

Louise is getting angry.

18^th October 2002

Andy is mean.

Stephane is a comedy genius.

Luan has jam on her desk.

Ana Matos is 5 hours late.

Andy is heckling Richard Headline.

Luan was not invited to the Essex party. She is upset.

Simon is now gay.

Fizzy is wearing a dead Russians hair ala Ms Dyna-mite-tee-hee.

Grace Jones has ditched us same as Fizzy has ditched Rekha and Ann.

Andy Dream is striking a pose.

Rakeem says Alexis is an evil Bond villain.

Amelia is probably still crying somewhere.

Richard does not see the funny side.

The Swedish girls do not have silent facilities on their phones.

Richard 2 is crazy. He told us to think dirty. He is strange.

Fizzy is flirting with Richard 2.

Simon is wearing Legend-style pearls. Which are Amelias.

Luan is deaf!

Who knew Chas was here?

Theresa is heckling Richard.

Everyone is silent, I (Louise) think we are supposed to be doing something.

Michelles friend has a large bladder problem because she leaves the class every 5 minutes.

We thought she was Shelley for a long time.

25th October 2002 - Production Journalism

Richard says we might be scattergums.

Luan is sporting a big, obvious love bite.

We are very confused.

Legend has done a runner.

Richard was offended by the treatment of Jade from Big Brother. He looks angry.

The international students keep missing the point completely.

Darragh and Fizzy are modelling their sportswear looks.

Simons grey hairs are multiplying by the second.

Brucie is a cake baking legend.

Richard doesnt trust blue pens.

Sanna is turning into a Swedish girl. Bute she still loves hockey.

Sabrina the Teenage Bitch is wearing a harvest fruits coloured pashmina and shaming the good name of Legend.

Richard 1 and Richard 2 are showing off. Headline showdown is imminent.

Rekha is chatting some kind of shit to Richard 1 - hes her personal tutor.

Richard 2 needs to simmer down.

Alexis has found a beautiful new pen.

Did somebody say welfare?

Rekha should just leave and go straight to PhD and stop taking over our educational process.

Louises phone has a beautiful new look.

Luan has taken away Alexis new pen. She is going to Burnley and never coming back.

Britney is Luans number one. Alexis likes Britney too, although if they were competing for her love, Luan would win; as she has done in the past with Lexis women. Mentioning no names.

Luan is obviously delusional from her bite to the face. Perhaps rabies. She does not have her own webpage and is insanely jealous.

Alexis is using her crappy job (which she only got because of sexual favours) to fill a void in her life. She is obviously sexually frustrated because a certain Swedish legend is ignoring her advances. How sad.

There have been no advances. Otherwise Alexis would be
very rich.